Frequently Asked Questions
Prices
Memberships & Packages
Services (Types of Massage)
Are your Massage Therapists... (experienced, licensed, etc.)?
On-site Massage (Corporate Chair Massage)
What does massage do (benefits of massage)?
Where are you located?
- On East Saginaw, between the Red Cross and Pattengil
- Across the street from Eastern High School
- Just a few blocks west of 127
Other Notes:
- If someone asks if we offer "full service" massages, say 'No' and hang up. "Full service" is code for sexual activity (performed by fake massage therapists). We offer full body massages, not full-service massages.
- If someone asks if our "girls" are Asian, say 'No' and hang up. "Asian" is also code for sexual activity. Same thing if a caller inquires about Asian bodywork.
- If someone asks where are "girls" are from, say 'All of our Massage Therapists are Michigan-licensed healthcare professionals.' That should quickly end the inquiry. If they continue to inquire, say, 'I'm not allowed to give out their personal information. All of our Massage Therapists are Michigan-licensed healthcare professionals.'
If you receive a call like this (very rare), don't offer any explanation (such as: we don't offer full service, but we offer full body) - the caller knows exactly what they are asking and we do not entertain such phone calls. They are not a legitimate customer, so please hang-up on them.